The Cats and Owners and Humans

Once upon a time there lived 4 owners. They had a lot of cats. They weren't giving away 1. There was a mommy cat, daddy cat, baby cat, and a mustache cat who was the funniest of all! Then there was 9 cats. They weren't giving away a single one. But the mommy cat's like, "Albert!" Albert is the baby cat. Albert's like, "No mom, I don't want to. I just want to relax." And then there was a lot of cats. Then there was a big, big KK. She was bigger than all of the cats. She had a brother. And she's like, "Brother!" and her brother's like going upstairs. Then there was a boy named Tanner. He was just the right size for his bed. And KK has big legs and Tanner has big legs even though KK's still taller. Then their mom yelled, "Children! Children! Breakfast time!" And their Grandma was having a sleepover.